It's The Lists

(the final word in the good, the bad, and the other as compiled by me)

The Stupendously Superb (how did we ever get along with out it?)

• blue jello
• blue shag carpet
• astroturf
• pajama pants
• the ocean
• duct tape
• cheeze whiz
• the internet
• magazine cutout art
• intellect
• rain and thunderstorms
• laughing at people
• blue pens
• blue folders
• hemp
• rubbers (of all varieties)
• blue x-mas lights
• Van Gogh
• photography
• dry erase markers
• Pop Up Video
• Putt Putt
• post it's
• psychos
• Dr Pepper
• coincidences
• Frappacino
• caffine
• Kwanza
• made for tv movies
• rainbow magnadusters
• cusswords
• February 14 (NOT Valentine's Day, It's NCD!!!)
• thought-free moments
• The Twilight Zone
• Mystery Science Theater 3000
• perverts
• the "This is your brain on Heroin commercial"
• May Fool's Day
• plastic label makers
• the occasional bomb threat (false alarms, please) to get out of school
• sponges
• animated GIFs and jelly
• Catch 22
• ACLU

The Agonizing & Atrocious (what the hell were they thinking?)

• people as a society in general
• Spice Girls, Hanson, and other manufactured pop groups
• supermodels
• mosquitoes
• government
• Pepsi
• quit smoking commercials
• tobacco companies
• Linda Tripp
• tests
• bad christians who tell others to be better christians
• most all of the other christians (sorry)
• in god we trust
• that damned Jesus fish
• hypocrites
• my home town
• immature ignorant idiots (sure to be found in my home town
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